or: the people/bands that have made me such an asshole


1. noel gallagher
2. fran healy
3. andy dunlop
4. graham coxon
5. stuart murdoch
6. kurt vonnegut
7. adrian mole aged 13 3/4
8. holden caulfield
9. doug--of recent nickelodeon fame


that's not really it,there's about 72 more. but that's all you get for now! i also grew up on star wars and monty python on pbs. i like harrison ford with a strong passion. my recent orgasm-on-wheels is the movie rushmore. i've never wanted to swear so much out of complete bliss in my entire life. there is also a boy that i know. his name is matt and i am happy with him and i think he's happy with me,so one day we're going to get married and NOT have kids and NOT have a fence. well,maybe. now i'm going to see if i can get a scrrrrrrrrrrolling marquee to work. pete faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrler. ah!


i'll just go back out the window


bless it's heart. that said: one time i read 'fade' by robert cormier. it took me one whole day over the summer and i listened to urban hymns on repeat the whole time. everytime i listen to that album,i think of an invisible boy touching his aunt's breast and grown men paying teenage girls a dollar to .mm mmhmm. it's good fun though,it keeps me on my toes.
right now i'm watching my new italian neighbor's dog steal my only soccer ball from my front yard.
is this a diary? not really,but it might turn into one. have you ever lied in a diary? i have! also: after i read adrian mole one time,i started one and completely stole lines from it for my own stupid journal. i can't even count the number of times i said 'yuck yuck yuck'. or 'oh joy! oh rapture!'. so i quit that and have moved on to bigger and better things. what could be so much bigger or better,you so polietly ask? learning how to play baby one more time. yessssssssss. i am a lucky (wo)man.
i don't have a driver's license. will i ever get one?

i wrote you a letter
if you want to,these are the things you can buy me
a flight across the ocean
to a mouse,on turning her up in her nest with the plow

click here to listen to me meow!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i want you
for my very very own
in a salty sea
our voices meet



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